SETH:I had sex with a girl! Summer, to be more specific.
RYAN:How was it?
SETH:I had sex.
RYAN:That bad?
SETH:No, not that bad it was just kind of weird.
RYAN:Weird?
SETH:Yeah, but not kinky weird, more like awkward. But hey, you know what? It was my first time and she's a more experienced woman, that's to be expected. And I did make some faces in the middle that I wish that I could take back but I can't and there's also sort of a whiny noise that came out towards the end, that wasn't my finest hour. And I sucked so bad. I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. Ryan, I was like Nemo and I just wanted to go home.
